barbara jenkins has fun at the park

it was a fine day and Barbara wanted to go tho the park so she got into her car and drove there when she got there there where children playing but B was playing as well as well but then she went up on the climbing frame and said to all the children a will give you a nerf  gun to shoot you mum so all the kids and started shooting but then Barbara jumped aft a house did a front flip and shoot all the mums down then all the children put them in the children time out chair

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barbara jenkins drives a monster truck

it was a fine day and Barbara was watching a monster truck advert but Barbara wanted a go so she went down to crazy monster trucks place the man showed her all the monster truck Barbara found one she liked and went over to it but the man stopped her but when the man wasn't looking Barbara jumped on to it and drove away then barry scoot called and said can i have a go so barbara went to there house running over all the houses but she got there the police where there so barbara just drove away without being seen

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down in the cave part 2

SHE WALKED ROUND THE CORNER, THERE WAS A MINI MINOTORE WITH A MEGA PHONE!!! YOU ARE VERY SMALL SAID BARBARA. I AM VERY SENSATIVE ABOUT MY HEIGHT. TELL US HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE DEMANDED BARBARA. OK GO UP THESE STAIRS AND TURN LEFT THEN YOU WILL BE OUT.THANK YOU AND BYE. THEY WENT HOME!!!!!

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barry scoot jumps off a plane

it was a fine day and Barbara and barry decided to play truth or dare Barbara went first and barry had to jump out a plane for the dare so he drove up to the airport and when the plane got high he jumped off over 100 miles per hour but he didn't have a parcute so he just went down faster thats all he just went down faster

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barbara dancing tips

thets do this men lady people of all ages my name is Barbara so  theta dance (who do you like my dancing)

step 1 listen to super awesome music

step 2 get your right leg and step do the same with your left

step 3 front flip so you look like you know what your doing

step 4 360

step 5 even old people can do it

told you 

barbara Jenkins tips on drawing

well Barbara isn't very good at drawing thats why she's given you tips

step 1 get a pencil there are a lot of good pencils to pick so pick good

step 2 get a piece of paper then start drawing

step 3 you should be done I've been drawing and this is my one

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barbara jenkins party

it was a fine day and barbara jenkins wanted a party she first invited some people and then the party started dj bob came and put on barbaras song the party was wild people where jumping out the window then hulk came and smashed barbaras house open the he ran away every one was down but then for the explorer came and took barbara and barry away

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In the caves (Part 1)

barbara and her cat Barbara Jennings were walking in the park when they fell down a hole and in to a tunnel. They walked along and there was an axe, Barbara picked it up and said it could be handy if we meet anything! Then they herd a loud roar coming from just around the corner, Barbara raised her axe above her head and moved forward.

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joke of the day

WHY DID THE SPY CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD TWICE?

BECAUSE HE WAS A DOUBLE CROSSER!!!

why

IT WAS SUNDAY AND BARBARA WAS MAKING UP SOME RYMES:

MICE ARE 

NICE BECAUSE THEY

EAT RICE

AND

I NEED TO GO TO LIDLE 

TO BYE SOME WIDLE

AND A FIDLE 

AND 

MY NAME IS JOE AND 

I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO MEXICO

YO YO

AND 

MY NAME IS DAVE 

I NEED A SHAVE 

BECAUSE I'M GOING ON A RAVE

IN A CAVE

AND I'VE GOT TO BE BRAVE  

BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MY GRAVE!

YO!!!!

DON'T FORGET

DON'T FORGET TO GO TO THIS LINK.

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dora the explorer and ted sherren get the joker to help

my plan is working soon me and ted sherren will take over the world but we all need help from the joker.

it was a fine day and  Barbara was about to play some games on her computer but she saw that every thing had been made into dora the explorer and ted sherren Barbara know what was happing she called barry and he said there base is under mr grumpy`s house so barbara and barry got on there spy costume when they got there barry was in is bedroom so they could go into the kitchen and got down the sink when they got there the joker was there and there was a line of people who had been brain washed to do what dora the explorer said they had about 300 barbara and barry went back home getting ready for the attack

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Why did the biscuit cry .........because it's mother had been a wafer so long 

What did the robber say when he robbed the glue factory .......this is a stick up 

Barbara Jenkins Hollywood part 4

We'll after Barry coming to Hollywood to cheat Barbara up she had to go to practice fivtey shades of Barbara but when she got there the man said sorry but we are not doing it any more but here you can got to New York so Barbara and Barry went to New York when they got there people where selling Dora the explorer toys and ted sherren Barbara and Barry ran on to the plane quickly and went home 

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Barbara goes to wwe

Barbara was whatching wwe john cena vs the big show 123 john cena won then she got some mail from her post box and she got a ticket to go see when she got there Barbara was quite late so she only got to see the main fight which was john cena vs heat slater the match started heat slater started kicking and punching john cena down then he go j and j sercurity to come but randyorton did a RKO the john cena AA him 123 john cena won Barbara ran straight into the ring and speared hear slater 

The end 

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Boy says how do you think my first day of school went.........they didn't have wifi 

Man says a little while ago he was on face book ..........but know his face is on the book 

Ted sherren and Dora the explorer take over the mall

It was a fine day and Barbara was going out to dinner tonight and she wanted a nice thing to wear but before she went to the shops she checked if Dora the explorer is still in prison and she was then she got in her super charged bagatti and went to the mall when she got there there where a diffent shops for everything but Barbara went to a food shop first as she was hungry but on loud speaker Dora the explorer and ted sherren had taken over the mall they said Barbara we will take over the world and there nothing you can do 

The end 

Barbara Jenkins goes to star wars

It was a fine day and Barbara saw on the TV that they where doing a star wars so she went straight over to the Star Wars camp when she got there all the rookies trying out where trapped and so where the Jedi where trapped as we'll by the storm trooper but luckily Barbara had a light saver in her pocket and went after them when she was there was dath vader waiting but r2d2 made him turn around and Barbara sliced his body of then she let all the judi's go obey 1 cobney said thanks and here is you star wars licence 

Barbara Jenkins helps the police

Barbara was looking at the TV for a second and she saw that the queen crown has been stolen so Barbara went straight to the police station to she if she could help but the police said no as you have been in prison to many times so Barbara decided to do it her self so when she was walking home she where the crown is kept so she went in though a little hole that the bad guy went though Barbara was thinking it must be ted but when she got in it wasn't it was Dora the explorer Barbara's hero but Barbara got her hand cuffs she got from the police or just picked up and gave Dora to the police but the police where not very happy but they said well done and even better Barbara got a selfie with the police 

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WHICH DAY DO MONSTERS EAT PEOPLE .................ON A CHEWDAY 

WHY DID THE SPY PIG CROSS TJE ROAD TWICE ..............BECAUSE HE WAS A DOUBLE CROSSER 

Barbara Jenkins gets sucked into minecraft

It was a fine day and Barbara was playing minecraft she had been playing it for so long thata she got sucked I. And so did Barry first Barbara went into her house and opened the chest but next to her was a creeper but Barry ran and killed it after that it was getting late so they went to bed but Barry didn't have one as he doesn't play it so Barbara had to go out and kill some sheep and get some wood when Barbara finished ted sherren was right there say to Barry want a fight ted had full diamond gear and Barry only had a stick but out of nowhere Barry did a RKO he was down but there was a message on the floor saying I will be back

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Just to say Barbara's not very good at jokes but she will be doing some jokes every day a least 

Why did the Skelton cross the road ..............to  get to the body shop 

What do you call a 3 eyed cow ..............a alien 

Barbara's trip to Hollywood part 3

We'll after a long day Barbara got her script and she was so unhappy because she didn't say much she said this 

Barbara hi bill haven't seen you round 

Bill know right came here to see if you could see where the fifty shades is 

Barbara we'll it's fifty shades of Barbara know 

 

Bill see you around 

Barbara I'll come 

But Barbara didn't she she said a lot more words but before she saw she cried on her king sixe bed then she got a surprise from Barry he said whats the matter she said I haven't got many words to say but then Barry said you've got quite a lot Barbara looked and said ooh 

The end 

BARBARA HAS FUN IN PRISON

HELLO SAID BARBARA TO TED SHEARAN, SHE SAW HIM IN THE CELL NEXT TO HER. HELLO SAID TED I WAS JUST THINKING HOW WE COULD ASCAPE THIS DUMP!!
I THOUGHT YOU COULD COME WITH ME! YES I WILL SAID BARBARA. THE NEXT DAY THEY TOOK THEIR TOILET OF THE WALL AND WAS A TUNNEL SO BARBARA WENT INTO TED CELL BARNARA GOT HER PHOME OUT AND ORDERD A BOUNCY CASSTLE AND CAKES AND A CLOWN THE HAPPY TIPE WHEN THEY CAME THE POLICE WHERE SHOCKED BUT THE CLOWN WRESSTLED THE POLICE DOWN AND LET ALL THE PRISNORS OUT BUT THEN BARRY SCOOT CAME WITH SOME TNT AND SAW TED WITH BARBARA AND BLEW HIM UP BUT WILL HE COME BACK TO GET BARRY SCOOT 

Barbara's tips on design

We'll hello everyone and welcome back to Barbara's tips on and today we are going to be doing gaming so theta start 

Step1 chose which room 

Step2 if you are doing the kitchen get a island in the middle with leather chairs to sit on why you are haven you food 

Step3 get a oven but. Nice one not just one you get from the 99p store and yes they do ovens there 

Step4 get some nice draws to put all your stuff in 

Step5 this so my favourite one blow it up and then put it on instergram 

Barbara Jenkins Hollywood part 2

We'll after Barbara getting to Hollywood and stuff and finding a house she wanted to see what movie she was making and the movie was fivtey shades of Barbara and the man told Barbara what it was al about it was about Barbara's live. When Barbara was walking back home a butler came up and said I'm your butler so Barbara had some fun with him she made him jump of houses eat a lot of toxic waste all at once and even high jack a plane when the butler was done with all of that the walked home and Barbara was learning her words.

Barbara Jenkins goes to Hollywood part 1

We'll after seeing Barbara's things to do diary she had it all planned she had stoll a private from easy jet she made a pilot fly them by given them sweets Barbara was already to go she had packed Barry's diapers sixe Xl Barbara got Barry from work and the flow there on the plane journey Barbara saw there was a lot of sweets and chocolates in the back she got really grumpy and called suger line when they got there pall the movies stars where clapping Barbara went into the house she was staying st it was massive it was 100 bigger than hers !! 

End of part .........1 

Barbara Jenkins meets ted sherren

It was a fine day and ted sherren called Barbara on his Nokia brick made on 1947 and said Barbara whant to came with me to see the football match so Barbara went to teds when he got there he was in his ford so Barbara said theta go I'm my bagatti when they got there they where hour late so Barbara and ted ran on the pitch and got arrsted Ted had never been in prison so he shot the police and ran Barbara called her dragon to get them when they got home the police where there so Barbara got her rocket launcher and shot it then she went to the shops to get her food with ted

The end

Barbara Jenkins diary number 2

We'll after looking at Barbara diary she made one more so here it

Dear diary today I watched Dora the explorer played Lego friends and then I went for a walk and I saw a rainbow so I tried to get the pot of gold but a ninja came down and knocked me off then Barry Said what are your favourite things to do and they are

5 changing babies diapers
4 blowing up stampy long nose
3 crashing my cars like Justin bebier
2 spying on horses
1 be crazy

Dear diary I'm out for dinner with Barry and he said Barbara we are going to buy a private plane and go to holly wood to make a movie 

Barbara Jenkins school trip

We'll after Barbara being kicked out of the school she got a letter if she wanted to go on a school trip to the zoo Barbara said yes so they drove away in there ford transit bus when they got there the teacher put them into pears Barbara was with her best friend Zoe first they went to lions Barbara's favourite Barbara had some wire cutters in her pocket so she opened the fence the lion where out I know this would usually be a happy ending but it's not every dies the end but Barbara was still alive she got a gun Barbara brings a lot of things on school trips she shot him but the bullet missed  and the lion was about to kill her but a gas company cam who dose gas yes I know gas people shot him with the gas blaster 952 and killed it Barbara said thanks to the gas men


The end

Barbara Jenkins and mr Jenkins go to the apple shop

We'll it was a fine day and Barbara's dad wanted a apple watch what was called the sapple as Barbara hacked I'm when they go to the mall there was a lot of crazy people some where running around screaming some where robbing Dora the explorer toys Barbara's dad mr Jenkins got really grumpy so Barbara sent him to angermangemt when her was there he saw so many angry people he even saw mr grumpy Thant made mr Jenkins go into the carpark and crash his car into the angermangemt place Barbara was at the apple place when that was done and she came out with a loud off apple watchs


The end

Barbara Jenkins meet superman

  Breaking news that 3 bad guys have taken over the city

Barbara new she had to do something so she got in to her super customer it was blue and red and yellow the Barbara Jenkins flag she got on her jet pack and her mask what said Barbara on the top she flow there in her jet pack when she got there she saw superman there he said sup Barbara that's fight them they took out two but the last one was there superman said the last one is bad guy bill bag guy bill just throw a ball at superman he was out cold it was up to Barbara she kicked him then shoot him bad guy bill was dead Barbara saved the day super happy ending !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end 

Barbara Jenkins goes to prison

One day Barbara was on her Apple Mac try to hack into apple and call its sapple Barbara did it instead of a iPad it was a I sapple instead of a Apple Mac it was sapple computer 5x I don't know what Barbara was thinking on that one but then the police came In and arrsted Barbara Jenkins she was drove to a high sercurity prison when she got there the bed was damp and her cell mate was a fat guy Barbara know she had to brake out so she made a plan tonight at 10 o clock she was going to blow up the prison so it was 10 o clock Barbara got her TNT and the prison blow up she ran home and changed it back from sapple to apple

The end

Barbara Jenkins and Barry scoot go on holiday

One fine hot day we'll not hot Normal hot Barry got a raise by £99999999 so Barry said let's go on to Portugal so they did first they packed there stuff and then they where in the plane when they got there they went to there hotel room then they went out to party at about 10 people where getting drunk Barbara wanted a piece of that action so she drank 10 bottles of thatchers gold and a bottle of wine after that she was so daisy she fell into the swimming this guy saved her who had six pack Barbara fell in love but Barry came along and it turnt into a fight the six pack guy kept punishing him but Barry AA him into the water and then f5 him Barry was very happy Barbara came over and gave him a big kiss and said do you want to go part tmw Barry said ok

The end