Thursday, 27 August 2015

barbara joke time

why can't you give elsa a balloon
because it will let i go


what do you get if you cross a cat with a dark house
kitty perry

barbara music happy



barbara jenkins tips on cats

well cats are animals as we all know but did you know that cats can walk super cool right

step 1 give them food the nice kind like fish

step 2 never sit them in front of dora the explorer

step 3 never put them in water !!

step 4 give them water

step 5 give them cuddles

well that all i know about cat there lovely animals right join as next time for barbaras tips
meow meow 

the grammar police

IT WAS A FINE DAY AND BARBARA AND BARRY WHERE PLAYING SCRABBLE BUT BARRY MISSED OUT A C IN TRACTOR AND THE GRAMMAR POLICE CAME SMASHED THE DOOR DOWN AND MADE ASKED BARRY SOME QUESTIONS LIKE

WHATS YOUR NAME

HOW OLD ARE YOU 

DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL 

WHAT DID YOU GET IN YOUR SPELLING TEST 

AND CAN YOU READ 

THEY EVEN CALLED HIS TEACHER WHO JUST TOLD I BUNCH OF LIES ABOUT HIS SPELLING BUT THE SUPER GRAMMAR POLICE MAN CAME AND SAID LET THE NICE MAN FREE IT WAS JUST A GAME OF SCRABBLE SO THEY LET BARRY FREE AND GAVE HIM A GRAMMAR TICKET

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

barbara jenkins build a castle

WELL IT WAS A FINE DAY AND BARBARA JENKINS WAS WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL BUT THEN SHE CAME UP WITH A IDEA TO BUILD A CASTLE SO SHE WENT TO A FIELD BUT THEN THE THE FARMER CAME SO SHE HAD TO BLW HIM UP WELL BARBARA WAS FINALLY DONE BUT THEN A ARMY OF KNIGHT CAME ATTACKING BARBARA CASTLE BUT LUCKILY BARBARA HAD CANANS SHE COULD SHOOT THEM WITH WHEN SHE GOT THEM ALL DOWN THE BIG BOSS CAME HE WAS WELL VERY UGLY HAD SCARS ALL OVER HIS FACE AND LOOKED LIKED HE HAD BEEN IN PRISION HIS HOLE LIFE BUT THEN BARRY CAME WITH A MONSTER TRUCK AND KNOCKED HIM OFF THE EDGE 

THE END 

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

BARBARA NEWS


BARBARA JENKINS MEETS THE QUEEN

WELL IT WAS A FINE DAY AND BARBARA AND BARRY WHERE AT LONDON SHOPPING BUT THEN BARBARA HEARD A PURR AND GUESS WHO IT WAS BARBARA JENNINGS BUT THEN ON THE BILL BORADS IT SAID SOMEBODY HAS STALLING THE QUEEN WELL BARBARA AND BARRY WHERE UP TO STOP THE QUEEN NAPPER BUT FIRST THEY PUT ON A DISGUISE BARRY BUT ON HIS POSH CLOTHES AND BARBARA WELL JUST PUT ON A HEAD BAND SAYING WE ARE STOPPING THE QUEEN NAPPER WHEN THEY WHERE LOOKING ROUND THEY SAW THAT THE ROAD HAD A LIITLE HOLE IN SO THEY JUMPED RIGHT I AND SAW THE QUEEN RIGHT THERE THEY WENT TO RESCUE TO HER AND TERE WAS NO ONE THERE THE JUST A MAP WELL AFTER THAT THEY TOOK THE QUEEN HOME

THE END

Monday, 17 August 2015

DORA THE EXPLORER HACKS BARBARA JENKINS BLOG






barbara goes to space part 4

WELL BARBARA AND BARRY WHERE TRAPPED AFTER BEING TRAPPED BY DORA AND TED BUT LUCKILY DORA DROPPED HER KEYS SO THEY COULD GET OUT WHEN IT WAS NIGHT TIME FINALLY IT WAS NIGHT BARBARA AND BARRY BOTH CIMED OUT AND SET UP A TRIP WIRE GOING INTO THE PIT OF DOOM ALL WORKED OUT WITH SIMPLE MATH SKILLS FINALLY IT WAS MORING AND DORA AND TED WENT TO GET A CUP OF TEA BUT FELL IN THE PIT OF DOOM BUT THEN THE GUARDS CAME AFTER THEM SO BARBARA AND BARRY FOUGHT THEM OFF BUT WHEN THEY CAME BACK TO PUT DORA AND TED IN SPACE JAIL THEY WHERE GONE SO BARBARA AND BARRY DECIED TO GO BACK HOME AND SET UP A PLAN TO GET THEM

THE END OF BARBARA GOES TO SPACE

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Friday, 14 August 2015

Barbara goes to space part 3

WELL AFTER BARBARA AND BARRY SAW THAT TED AND DORA WHERE THE GUARDS WHERE DRESSED UP AS TED AND BARBARA AND ALIENS IN PRISON BARBARA AND BARRY DIGGED A MASSIVE TUNNEL UNDER ALL THE CELLS SO AT NIGHT THEY WHERE GOING TO BUST THEM OUT ANY WAY LETS GET ON WITH THE STORY 

IT WAS NIGHT THEY LET ALL THE HOSTAGES OUT THEN THEY GOT SOME ALIEN GUNS AND WENT AFTER DORA AND TED BUT THEN THE GUARDS CAME AFTER THEM BUT BARBARA AND TED RAN INTO THE CHANGING ROOM AND GOT A DORA AND TED MASK ON THEN THEY WENT TO TEDS AND DORAS ROOM BUT THEY WHERE READY AND TRAPPED THEM 

THE END OF PART 3 

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Tuesday, 11 August 2015

Barbara goes to space part 2

well barbara finally landed with barry but barry got travel sickness so they  had to stop at mars to to get barry a mars bar any way lets get on with the story so Barbara and barry where haven a look round and then they saw a alien police station so they and the guard where dressed up as dora the explorer and ted sherren barry and barbara didn't know what to do but then barry said lets hide in the kitchen

the end

Friday, 7 August 2015

barbara jenkins goes to the moon part 1

it was afire day and Barbara was playing with her cat barbara jennings but then barry came back with a rocket and said i just robbed a rocket from nsca so i was thinking lets go to the moon for are family holiday so off they went to the space shop to get a platform and some fuel to fly with but when they put the fuel in it spat out so Barbara put in a penguin then they went into the rocket barry Barbara and Barbara the cat super happy ending for part one well i guess whats left to say is 

the end 

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

barbaras tips on flying a plane

well welcome back to barbaras tips on driving a plane 

step1steal a plane from the airport 

step2get inside the plane and get ready to fly 

step3 always look at where you are going are you will crash 

step 4 get ready to land or you will probably die 

step5 I've never drove a plane before 

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Tuesday, 4 August 2015

BROKE A ARM

IT MONDAY AND BARBARA WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH BARRY SCOTT AND BOD JANGLE. BARBARA WAS TIRED SO SHE CLIMBED ONTO THE GOAL AND SAT ON THE CROSS BAR. THEN SHE LOST HER BALANCE AND FELL. SHE HURD A DREADFUL CRACK, HER ARM HAD BEEN BROKEN. BARRY RANG THE AMBULANCE AND BOB JANGLE RANG BARBARAS MUM. 
         THE AMBULANCE ARRIVED FIRST AND PUT HER ON A STRETCHER, BY THEN BARBARAS MUM HAD ARRIVED. THE DOCTORS CONFIRMED THAT SHE HAD A BROKEN ARM AND THEN THEY PUT THEIR SIRENS ON AND WHEN TO THE HOSPITAL IN BARRY LAND! 
          SHE WAS IN HOSPITAL FOR 3  MONTHS SHE HAD BROKEN HER ARM VERY BADLY!

POOR BARBARA JENKINS!!! 

Monday, 3 August 2015

barbara jerkins broken arm /broken arm on cookie face

it was a fine day and barbara was doing some free running she was about to front flip off a goal post and broke her arm

hi everyone most off you who's reading this know I'm cookie face but i have broken my arm jumping of a goal post so this means i will not be able to do a story everyday I'm REALLY SORRY but could all your awesome people tell the world about Barbara jenkins story`s thank you for all the views and sorry i will not be able to do one everyday but like a said before tell the world about Barbara jenkins after all its my birthday soon  you guys are awesome

from cookie face