Wednesday, 30 September 2015

barbara vs dora the explorer

well it was a fine day and yoda said to barbara want to hang at and darth vader said that to dora so when they where up in space they meet each other at first darth vader jumped out the window and yoda sang let it go dora went straight for barbara but she did a barbara rko which is putting tnt on someone but dora throw her map and boots and called diago so when he arrived barbara called her family and so did barbara but the ship could not hold her and broke but they all landed on a camel.

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barbara song


barbara interviewing teens

well hello there I'm barbara and today I'm interviewing the lovely animal the teen

teen OMG STASY IS GOING WITH SAM THAT IS SOO SAD HASTAG TEEN TALK 

well u just heard the teens in love what about class

teacher can anyone tell me whats the square root of 25

teen that what your mOm $ays

we are done today with teen talk

barbara jenkins survival tips on planes

well when you are in a plane you have to have skill and i mean skill

first u need patches the more patches the more eye sight

next google maps

a maid

barbara jenkins gose to the mall

well it was a fine day and barbara was playing magic monsters but then she smashed her xbox and throw it out the window and then ran over it with a monster truck so after that she had to go the the mall to get a new one on the way she saw a family jumping off a sky scraper when she finally got there the game shop was closed so she bought a bomb (don't tell me how they have bombs at the mall) and blew up the mall 



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Monday, 21 September 2015

barbara song !!!!!!!!!!

party time 

barbara jenkins tips on tennis

well you have to have a racket so lets get started

step 1 a court

step 2 when you have your racket hit the ball ace shoot

step 3 listen to heavy metal to get pumped up

step 4 barbara isn't very good at tennis but she is now because she spent 20000000 on tennis insurance

barbara jenkins plays rugby

WELL BARBARA HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY RUGBY SO SHE WENT TO THE ENGLAND SQUAD AND STARTED TRAINING BUT THEN ONE OFF THE FOWARDS CAME UP AND KNOCKED HER OUT OF THE STADIUM SO SHE CALLED JOHNEY WILKINSION TO COME AND KICK HER WHEN SHE GOT THERE SHE PUT A HAT ON AND SOME GLASSES BUT SHE FELL IN A TRAP 



RUGBY WORLD CUP WITH BARBARA

Thursday, 10 September 2015

barbara jenkins tips on survival guide in the jungle

well hey there im Barbara and im going to teach you  how to live in the jungle

well first you are going to need leaves on you lots of leaves so you are one with the bush

next make a fire to keep warm just like at the food shop

next you will need a tent because it rain mainly in England

last but not least you will need a plane to get out of the jungle

barbara jenkins song of the week


barbara jenkins tips on cooking a pizza

well lets get to work


step 1 get the dough


step 2 put all sorts off things on for you sauce


step 3 cooking time



barbara jenkins survival guide to food shopping

WELL EVERY ONE HATES SHOPPING SO THIS IS HOW YOU SHOP LIKE BARBARA


WELL YOU ARE IN THE COLD WORLD OFF THE FREEZERS YOU HAVE TO RAP UP IN LAYERS AND I MEAN LAYERS


WHEN YOU ARE IN THE TOY BIT CRY UNTIL YOU UNTIL YOU GET IT


THE LAST TIP HAVE A RACE ON THE TROLLEY

Wednesday, 9 September 2015

barbara jenkins goes to the arcade

WELL IT WAS A FINE DAY AND BARBARA WAS RIDING HER BIKE THEN SHE WENT PAST THE LOCAL ARCADE SO SHE WENT IN THERE AND SAW SO MANY GAME BUT THEN THE EVIL GUARD CAME AND SAID YOU CANT COME IN YOUR TO YOUNG BARBARA GOT REALLY ANGRY AND ROBBED THE ARMY AND KNOCKED DOWN THE ARCADE WITH THE TANK WELL WHAT A DAY AT THE ARCADE

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Thursday, 3 September 2015

team super 5

WELL AFTER BARBARA GOING TO THE GYM SHE SAW THAT DORA AND TED WHERE ATTACKING THE TOWN SO SHE CALLED TEAM SUPER 5 THEY CAME RIGHT AWAY IRON GOT TED AND MADE HIM SPING AROUND AND MR GRUMPY GOT A BAZOOKA AND SHOT DORA THE EXPLORER WITH BUT THEN DORA CALLED IN HER ROBOTS AFTER THEY GOT RID OFF THE ROBOTS DORA AND BARRY WHERE GONE 

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100 POST WITH BARBARA

WELL IT WAS A FINE DAY AND BARBARA JENKINS WAS WAS MAKING A STORY ABOUT EVIL DORA THE EXPLORER AND WHEN SHE PRESSED PUBLISH IT CAME UP WITH 100 POSTS !!!!! 

barbara jenkins goes to the gym

WELL IT WAS A FINE DAY AND BARBARA WAS GETTING A LITTLE BIT FAT SO SHE DROVE THO THE GYM BUT BEFORE SHE ATE A KFC WHEN SHE GO THERE SHE SAW PEOPLE WITH SIX PACK BARBARA WANTED TO LOOK LIKE THAT SO SHE WENT ON THE RUNNING MACHINE THEN DID SOME WEIGHTS Y THE TIME SHE DID ALL OF THAT SHE DID THAT SHE WASNT FAT ANY MORE BUT THEN IT SAID ON THE NEWS THAT DORA AND TED WHERE ATTACKING THE TOWN

THE END